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Beg for mercy at the hand of the gods.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011


My words are cryptic. Faith is required to see, knowledge is required to decode, and wisdom is required to understand. Do you hold these tools within you? I doubt it.

Dodgy, I have another task for you. With all these details to be covered, you will not have a moment to yourself. 

I need you to gather some items for me, as well as some information. I've been observing the blogs here on the internet... I don't understand why people blog. It seems quite pointless. 

I will disclose no information concerning the August revelation. I would hate to ruin the surprise for them.

Slender man. What an idiotic name for him. Don't you agree, Dodgy? 

This world... it makes me sigh with disappointment. Coming back here once again, dealing with mortals... It's all so boring. 

If it was my decision, I would not wait for the upcoming month to begin. His followers are abundant, and I would enjoy toying with his mind. 

Pet, get me the information I want. If we are to enjoy the first step in this long walk, we will need to be prepared. Things must be set in motion.

Oh and on another topic, I will be away from July 23rd to August 6th. Dodgy, be good while I'm away. When I return, I will be very irritable. If you displease me, I will kill you. 

Enjoy the reprieve.

Friday, July 15, 2011


Now that you're being a good little boy, we have things that need to be done. I'm glad to hear that you're active in this world, and doing as instructed. I have a specific job for you my pet. A message needs to be delivered.

I've got business to deal with, and I want you to... alert... someone to my presence here. I want them to be afraid, and waiting for my arrival. I will let the paranoia wear them away to nothing.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011


Dodgy, the eve is approaching fast. In the month of August, I will break their foundation and send them cowering into the woods.

Be prepared to harvest the crop.

Also, I need a status update from you. Are you doing your job, or do I need to... encourage you.... to get back to work again?

Sunday, July 10, 2011


I'm sliding the pieces into place now, pets.

Oh, the things I've done. It's quite a challenge, really, resisting this urge to tell you how I've set this ball rolling. 

I won't spoil the surprise.


Charred flesh. Broken, distorted bodies. It's all quite wonderful, isn't it?

The splendor of real carnage, carnage mankind has yet to imagine... 

I am an artist, and the gods have bestowed a great privilege upon me. I will paint a picture for all of humanity. 

I suggest you learn to pray. Ritual sacrifices are also beneficial to your health. The gods are always eager to receive symbols of worship and praise. You might even be spared. Unlikely, but a positive mental attitude will make it so much easier for you to accept your imminent destruction. 

This infestation... Who shall I purge first... I have quite a list placed before me. 

I must ask, are these "Defenders Against Slenders" a legitimate group? It seems quite motley and disorganized, it's a bit pathetic. 

VINDICATE is just as pitiful. In fact, I'm very disappointed in all of you. How do you intend to defend yourselves when the day of judgement comes? Among all of your kind, I see no threats. 

If you don't intend to try and survive when I come for you, perhaps suicide is the best option for you. Do everyone on this miserable rock a favor. 

Dodgy, we should begin very soon. The seeds have been planted. Would you please distribute the rain unto the garden?

Wednesday, July 6, 2011


New Jersey. I've arrived. So much to do, so little time. Where should I begin?

Hello, worms. Do you remember me? No? A shame. I must remind humanity to fear and respect my image, once again. How unfortunate.

It amuses me that humankind has become so self-absorbed. The addiction to self-pleasure, drugs, food, the internet, television, technology, and socialization is quite pathetic. If it was my decision, I would press the reset button on this entire planet.

But the gods have different matters to deal with, and I will be the clenched fist that drives the hammer against the nail.

This webpage was made out of necessity. Do not assume that I will inform you on the gods' plans. If you would like to watch as judgement is placed upon the rebellious insurgents, you may.

Tread carefully and pay due respect to the gods, or you will be dealt with as well. This is a purge.

And a warning.

Mystery, TheShadyLady, and all others who dare threaten the kingdom of the gods,

I am coming.

- The Hand Of The Gods