My insubordinate pet has been dealt with. He was completely surprised by my appearance, and his body easily destroyed. I consumed him after breaking his flesh and perhaps I will retell the events of at a later time, but I have another purpose behind this post.
I am recruiting. This is your opportunity to join the victorious party, and I will not offer another.
So you have the ultimatum; Join my army and serve me wholeheartedly, or die.
-The Hand Of The Gods